I have had a seriously hard time thinking of posts to write. I don't want to write about just anything. I want to write about just anything in a funny way.
You see, I've never been a very funny person. You know how in a group of people there's that one person who is completely silent and shy until one unsuspecting moment when they suddenly blurt out something totally awkward and not funny and then everyone is uncomfortable. That person is me. I try to be funny but my mind just does not work fast enough. I like to write because I can think for days and days about how to phrase things and how exactly to put the funny-spin on an ordinary tale (I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "she thinks for days and days and this is all she ever comes up with?).
After I write a post I always call Jim. Our conversation goes somwthing like this:
Me: So, I wrote a new blog today.
Jim: Oh yeah?
Me: You're probably not even going to read it.
Jim: I'm reading it right now.
Me: NO! Don't read it now, you have to read it when you come home so I can see your face. I need to see if you think it's funny or not.
Jim: It's funny.
Me: You probably don't even think that. You probably hate it.
Jim: I do think that. Its funny and I like it.
Me: You are just saying that because you are my husband. Is it funny-funny or just funny.
Jim: Everyone's going to like it. Don't worry.
Me: Mmm...I don't know. Do you think I'm pretty?
Jim: I think you're beautiful.
Me: You probably don't think that.
Jim: I do think that.
Me: You probably just say that because you have to...
Anyway--You get the idea. So, for my small amount of readers out there who do put up with my atempts to be funny, and I do mean funny-funny, I promise I'll spend days and days thinking of something to post. Just please don't leave me for another funnier and better written blog.. My self esteem relys heavily on my stats counter. As you can tell from my conversations with Jim, I need gentle firm reassurance every now and again constantly.
