I hate New Year Resolutions. Every year I write a list of improvements and then I look at that stupid list and think, “I am a horrible person.” (NYR 2002: Don’t speak badly about yourself) And then I post that list up where I can see it and I look at it everyday for about a week all the time thinking, “I am a horrible person.” until the tape loses it’s stickiness and it drops to the floor where it’s piled up with all the other “important” papers and then thrown away when that pile becomes too tall. (NYR 2004: Organize your house) So, I’ve stopped doing New Years Resolutions (don’t you feel that those words should all be capitalized?). However, I am a follower (NYR 2006: Don’t be a follower) and everyone else is posting their list on their blog so I decided to try it one more time. Here is my list:
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Have fun
I think it’s achievable. It doesn’t make me hate myself. It’s perfect.
And here’s a NYR from Cambry: Wear glasses like Daddy…they make you look smart you know.
